Please tell me I am not the only one out there that sometimes walks around with only half....or on really bad days a quarter of their brain functioning? Yesterday I headed into town for a few things but one of the biggest items was to get some antibiotic ointment for one of the kittens eyes. I forgot...completely. So I headed back into town (mind you town is a 30 minute drive) because they were not open on Sundays at the kittens eyes are pretty bad. I'm standing there as the guy is checking me out I say, "so where do you put this on the cat!" LMBO! My snarky mother (who decided to go along for the ride) said, "where do you think? HIS BUTT!" She was laughing at me the whole entire time. THANKS MOM! Okay, well I actually meant where IN its eyes but I can see where that would come across as a little blond of me to ask! Then we head to K-mart because along with the cat ointment I also forgot garbage bags. Well, they have this stupid system that if you use debit you have to enter your zip code. Well, lets just say my zip and atm code have a couple of the same numbers..so after promptly entering my zip.....my atm code totally slips my mind. COULD NOT PROCESS IT FOR THE LIFE OF ME. After three very useless attempts I finally gave up and used my credit card!
LOL....so please tell me I am not the only one that is functioning on a quarter of the already smell percentage of the brain that we humans use?
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